Register Now!

Top 5 Monica Bellucci Sex Scenes

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 

When you delve into the careers of foreign actors and actress who do sex scene after sex scene in their films, you begin to realize that no one's ever seen any of these movies. They are just unlabeled clips that float around the internet until we see them and say, "This would be a great waste of everyone's time on a Friday afternoon." 

That is definitely the case with Italian star Monica Bellucci, an actress everyone recognizes but no one knows where from. In her storied career, Bellucci, now 44, has starred in such classics as Shoot 'Em Up, Malena, The Passion of the Christ, the Matrix sequels, and The Brothers Grimm. Don't rent any of these movies-- just watch their most memorable scenes here...

5. Monica has sex with the camera in an unknown movie. Pretty self-explanatory, really.

 

4. Monica has sex with a lemon in Malena. Also, is it just us or is Morricone ripping off the theme from Godfather here?


3. Monica stands there while a man has sex with her, also in Malena. This would've been higher on the list if a) she wasn't basically being violated here and b) that kid wasn't in the way with his cryin' eyes.

 

2. Monica having sex with a guy (!) in a car wash in Combien tu m'aimes. Betcha ten bucks that crying kid is watching from inside the gas station booth.

 

1. Monica getting nailed to the wall by a mass murderer in Shoot 'Em Up. Well, as long as it's with Clive Owen, it can't be all that horrible can i-- oh, wait... yes, this is a pretty ridiculous sex scene. With a punchline, no less...

 

Honorable Mentions: Monica is naked in just about everything. For example, there's this, from Brotherhood of the Wolf and two other films here and here. Any of them could've been #1...

 

Related:

Watching the Watchmen Sex Scene

Top 5 Frantic Sex Scenes

Top 5 Threesome Sex Scenes

Gwyneth Paltrow Saves Joaquin Phoenix's Career With Boobs

Rosario Dawson Will Never Stop Having to Discuss Sex Scenes

Michelle Williams Strips, Seduces, Enjoys...


+ DIGG + DEL.ICIO.US + REDDIT

Comments

totalblamblam said:

What, no Irreversible? I kid, I kid. Too soon?

March 13, 2009 7:26 PM

jade_echo said:

Worst top 5 ever.  She's beautiful and I don't doubt that she has done some great work but these were all short and boring, except the last one which was just plain ridiculous.

March 16, 2009 8:20 PM

About Brian Fairbanks

Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Hooksexup, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

in