You probably don't need us to tell you that this kid is spoiled. He is, apparently, "Britain's Most Spoiled Teenager" and that's him, posing with the car that chauffered him to his 16th birthday party, which MTV kindly offered to document for an episode of My Super Sweet 16. So, who is he, exactly?
As far as we can tell, a nobody, or, as the Daily Mail calls him: "a plain old carpentry student." He owns, among other things, two cars which he is, as of yet, unable to drive, a jetski, a moped, a motorbike, and "an assortment of quad-bikes" (which we think translates to some kind of ATV.) Additionally, he now has 2,300 words of Daily Mail drivel dedicated to his riches (our two cents notwithstanding.)
And in case you're at all concerned about how these spoils are affecting him, worry not. According to Jordan himself, he's "very down-to-earth" and, apparently generous, explaining that if his mother "can't afford it one month, I say, 'don't worry, you can buy it next month.'
Whew. He had us worried there for a second.
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