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Hey, At Least the Sex Industry Is Still Hiring

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 

Laid-off bankers, waiters, bloggers, and other local degenerates are scouring Craig's List in search of Rent Money-- that down and dirty gig that will let them coast through this Great Depression in style.

The only thing they're finding are these ads from the sex industry, which itself is keeping Craig's List's sales department profitable...

Look good in latex? Join an extraordinary profession…


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Date: 2009-03-30, 2:29PM EDT

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Yes, we see these all the time-- but they're not usually the majority of the ads on Craig's List. (That would be sneaky posts by the Air National Guard.) 

Male female models for Indian boutique - (Midtown West)

NBC/Casting-Looking 4 FUN NY,NJ, families w/kids-FREE TRIP/HUGE PRIZE - (Greater NY,NJ,Conn, Philly Area)

Bikini Babe Wanted to be Next Online Viral Star!! -

ADULT RETAIL STORE - (CONNECTICUT) 

Wallpaper Magazine - Editorial/Art Project Seeks Interesting Subjects -

Looking for creative confident women - (Manhattan)

Make $5,000/mo ANONYMOUSLY in adult industry sales - (Midtown) 

And that's just New York.

DANCERS / WAITRESSES - 

Sell adult ent. on the Net! ---- 8 000/month - 

DANCERS WANTED- ADULT ENT INDUSTRY -

Phone Girls Wanted-Adult Ent. - 

Freelance Blogger - (Las Vegas)

If you land one of these jobs, we want our 10%-- Vegas Mafia-style. Hey, we need the money as much as the rest of ya's...

 

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Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Hooksexup, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

Colleen Kane has been an editor at BUST and Playgirl magazines and has written for the endangered species of dead-tree magazines like SPIN and Plenty, as well as Radar Online and other websites. She lives in exile in Baton Rouge with her fiance, two dogs, and her former cat. Read her personal blogs at ColleenKane.com.

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