Posted by Emily Farris
The geniuses at FOXNews have figured out what's wrong with the world today and it turns out that Mr. Rogers is to blame for everything. Apparently the old man fucked two entire generations of kids by telling them (us!) that they were special just for being who they were. Oops. Apparently, he was way off base and what he should have said was that we would be special only if we worked really hard. Because we need to learn that the world owes us nothing. And, duh, this is true and important because Asian kids who didn't watch Mr. Rogers worked harder than American kids who did.
SO YOU SEE: THE WORLD OWES YOU NOTHING, YOU HEAR?
Maybe you need to hear it again. From FOXNews's mouth to your ear.
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About Emily Farris
Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, "Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven" was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.