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Get in Shape, Girl!

Posted by Colleen Kane

 

Everybody knows that a big part of working out is casually mentioning that you just totally worked out. At least that's how it is for me (and by the way I just totally worked out). But because I am a child of the '80s, I physically cannot write or say the phrase "get in shape" without adding "girl" on the end of it. Thanks, line of exercise equipment from the 1980s that helpfully reminded young girls not to be fat!

If you aren't similarly brainwashed, this commercial will explain it all... 

For the physically challenged kids girls of today, Hasbro recently released new sets in the GISG line.

Want to know what I was working out to earlier? This. 

 

It was, as Alyssa Milano observed, way cool. 

Related: 

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Maxwell Hammer said:

Is it wrong to be lusting after underage Alyssa Milano? Considering I'm actually the same age as her?

She can't sing, but that's not where the object of my affections lie.

But wouldn't it be a better world if she had become the big pop star instead of Brit?

April 9, 2009 11:23 AM

Brian Fairbanks said:

To answer your questions, Maxwell:

1. No.

2. Yes.

I don't think it's possible NOT to lust after Alyssa Milano.

April 9, 2009 12:44 PM

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About Colleen Kane

Colleen has been an editor at BUST and Playgirl magazines and has written for the endangered species of dead-tree magazines like SPIN and Plenty, as well as Radar Online and other websites. She lives in exile in Baton Rouge with her fiance, two dogs, and her former cat. Read her personal blogs at ColleenKane.com.

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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

Colleen Kane has been an editor at BUST and Playgirl magazines and has written for the endangered species of dead-tree magazines like SPIN and Plenty, as well as Radar Online and other websites. She lives in exile in Baton Rouge with her fiance, two dogs, and her former cat. Read her personal blogs at ColleenKane.com.

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