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Ben & Eileen Dover Try Out New Porn Names

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

Starting at about a minute in, we counted 12 sex pun names plus the mayonnaise joke to make it a Baker's Dozen of "How the hell did these people get away with this?" fun. Let's us know if we missed a few.

"Hey Louu... Briccant! Hope your party goes smooth?" "Craven Moorehead... it's been a long way for me." How did the news anchor miss those?

See, anybody can prank a dumb morning show with punny names, but to include more innuendo in the dedication and get away with it...? Congrats!

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Posted Apr 13 2009, 09:20 AM

Filed under: video, porn star, oral sex, birthday, penis, televison, funny, vagina, anniversaries, funny names, pranks, cunnilingus, morning shows

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GeeBee said:

I think by the end the male anchor had started to catch on, and manfully tried to get through the bunch. His attempt at Hugh Rection showed he was close to failure.

April 13, 2009 4:53 PM

Brian Fairbanks said:

Hey GeeBee, you'll love this: actually, you're definitely right that he was catching on. The before and after clips I've also seen show him laughing. The other great part of this is that the other anchor is also a guy... I think. Having seen his picture and then hearing that voice, I can't reconcile it, though...

April 13, 2009 5:11 PM

About Brian Fairbanks

Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Hooksexup, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

Colleen Kane has been an editor at BUST and Playgirl magazines and has written for the endangered species of dead-tree magazines like SPIN and Plenty, as well as Radar Online and other websites. She lives in exile in Baton Rouge with her fiance, two dogs, and her former cat. Read her personal blogs at ColleenKane.com.

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