The Obamas finally got a puppy. It wasn't a shelter dog (grr) but it sure is cute. [Yahoo!]
Madonna is still trying to adopt a child from Malwai. [Us]
It's posssssible that a hacker was responsible for the #amazonfail. [Vulture]
Fergie would like a baby in her. Right now. [FameCrawler]
Butt implants can be a real pain in the ass if you're having butt sex. Apparently. [ClayCane]
Scarlett Johansson (well, probably her assistant) is as annoyed with the media's obsession with weight and plastic surgery as we are. [The Huffington Post]
Speaking of if you're Keeping up with the Kardashians, you probably know that one of them is having plastic surgery. [The Remote Island]