This is, more or less, a video straight out of our worst nightmares. It's also exactly what we expect to happen at your local fast food joint. That said, we've always been huge proponents of the "Don't ask, don't tell" / "Out of sight, out of mind" / "What you don't know can't hurt you" schools of thought. Which is why we highly recommend not watching the following video made by (at this point former) Domino's employees. 

And if that didn't satisfy your morbid curiosity and/or self-hating strain of masochism, there are more here -- including correspondence from Domino's VP of Communications. And yes, the dynamic booger duo were fired.

[via VideoGum]

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