Today is a special "Pop Quiz!" edition of Food We'd Like F*ck:
1) Do you ever wonder why you're fat?
2) Do you love food?
2a) Do you love food that is deep-fried / smothered in cheese / of an abnormally large portion size?
3) Does the phrase "Food Porn" mean anything to you?
If you answered yes to any of the above questions, keep reading...
Scanner would like to take this moment to introduce you to your newest source of Food Porn...
This Is Why You're Fat: Where Dreams Become Heart Attacks
A food blog of the lowest common denominator, This Is Why You're Fat pulls together a daily offering of all that fattiest concoctions your beleaguered heart could ever desire, including (but not limited to)...
The (previously covered) Double Bacon Hamburger Fatty Melt
The French Fry-Encased Hot Dog On A Stick
And (our personal favorite): The Bacon-Sprinkled Donut
Check it out. Your arteries won't be disappointed.
[All food photos via; Top photo via]
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