Ron Jeremy's cock is Tweeting!
Here's what you can expect if you follow RonsMonster on Twitter:
Ron is still sleeping but I've been up for hours. He must be dreaming about buffets again.
about 6 hours ago from web
Last night I dreamed that Ebert reviewed my life. He gave it a thumbs down. Then I was on my deathbed, and no one came to see me.
about 16 hours ago from web
Oh, Hedgehog. You so crazy.
His "classically trained" penis is also blogging.
Great, another dick has a blog, har de har.
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