Do you drunk text even though you shouldn't because it always ends badly? Yeah, so do we. Perhaps that's why we're so amused by Texts From Last Night, a new website that encourages you to submit those drunken texts you sent or received. [TFLN]
A small earthquake hit the Bay Area today. [The Inquisitr]
John Mayer would like everyone to know that he is very single. [Us]
And Miley Cyrus would like you to know that she is not dating Nick Jonas. [People]
Melissa Keeton and Shelly Wolfe were issued the first same-sex marriage license in Iowa today, after the state legalized gay marriage earlier this month. [USA Today]
Some guy we've never heard of is TIME's most influential person of the year. Turns out that though we've never heard of him we were sort-of influenced by him. [TIME]
Watch the trailer for "Partly Private," a documentary about how we view circumcision in the Western World. [Partly Private]
We've probably paid more in fees to Bank of America than we made last year. If you have too, you should tell your story to the SEIU. [ScrewedbyBofA.org]
And that picture had nothing to do with anything in this post. We just thought it was too hilarious to pass up. [Defamer]