The inevitable has finally become evitable (?) as the microblog tool Twitter lends its services in helping some of the porn industry's macrotools get laid. While you may already know that Ron Jeremy and Alexis Texas engaged in tweets and twats, porn producers Naughty Tweet and Immoral Productions are hoping to take the 140+ character service to the neXXXt level by putting "social" back into "social networking."
So what does a porno based on a Tweet look like?
"We threw the first-ever 'PornStar TweetUp' with PornoDan at Blue Moon Nights last month -- while there someone asked me if people actually were having sex on Twitter -- I responded, ‘That's a lot of pressure in 140 characters.' That led to a spirited conversation about what that would look like and, well, here we are going into production," said Pete Housley, Naughty Tweet CEO. "The movie will be a bit tongue-in-cheek, but we have the award-winning Jim Powers involved so you know it's just gonna kick ass -- but it will stay true to the spirit of the Twitterati and we will only use talent who are active on Twitter and PornStarTweet."
Still, we're a bit muddled here about how a Twitter theme can make for a sexy porno. Are the talent just going to breaking out their Blackberries and iPhones every couple minutes to update viewers on what's going on? "Kelly Divine @Justin Long No shit, your name doesn't do you justice, lol! Queef!" Blurgh. This will be worse than that time Aziz Ansari decided to live-tweet Crank 2.
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