Sorry but this is hysterical...I've been reading these sad, sad letters sent to the lovely Peridot Ash, a professional escort in San Francisco who runs a blog called Friction. Instead of sighing and hitting the delete button, Ash has compiled some of the more insane emails she's gotten over the years for our amusement. This is the reason her blog Friction is at the top of my RSS feed these days.
- You have a bit of a resemblance to one of my sisters - maybe a few years younger, but that’s ok. Do you have a face pic (G-Rated OK, more always
appreciated) that you would be willing to share.
- My wife feels that I’m not respectful to her and I need training, she wants me to go for a week to a dominatrix for severe punishment and training, she demands that I find a strong dom that can turn me into a gentleman, and that will punish me with whips and canes until I submit. If this is something that you could do please let me know and how much it will cost.
- Hi, Im Sanjeev, 27 m New Delhi/Gurgaon, India. I live alone and seeks someone to give me company for a week or so, i will bear all expenses here .. think of this as ur travel to india ..i can even help u in settle down here. Leave me ur name, simple pics and cell no I can take a week off from office and can go to places u wanted to . .. taj mahal, jaipur, kerala, .. whereever u say honey
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I read your information on the web. I am herei for a few days and wondered if we could meet on Wednesday 8 Nov 11:00 p.m. at my hotel? A couple questions. I’m really not interested in making love. I really enjoy oral sex, both giving and receiving. Any interest in that? No condom for me. I am a clean white guy from Canada. Do you think you can finish me off? 195 cm tall, 100 kg, nice guy
Let me know if you have an interest. I woudl like to try 2 hours, but we will start with 1 hour and see how it goes. Do you think you can hel me out 2 times in 1 hour?
Going into the sex industry in the age of the Internet must make it way easier to weed out the creeps...even so...::shudder::.