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Scanner PSA Of The Day: Don't Masturbate With Your Sunroof Open

Posted by Ina Maier

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There are three things that we learned from watching this video.

1) Don't masturbate in your car with your sunroof open. Particularly when parked in front of an office building full of tech / new media peeps, regardless of whether you took the time to cover your furtive fap-fap-fap-ing with a t-shirt.

2) If you ever have a bird's eye view of someone masturbating in their car with the sunroof open, definitely record it.

3) If you ever have the opportunity to work at Nextopia, do it. Those guys are awesome.

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Posted May 07 2009, 06:05 PM

Filed under: funny, mastrubation, video 2009, man masturbating sunroof, man masturbating video, nextopia

Comments

totalblamblam said:

Is anyone else thoroughly annoyed by the presence of Ina Maier? I can't recall one relevant, thought-provoking post of hers.

May 7, 2009 8:51 PM

Ella said:

I enjoy Ina's posts. I think she's funny. I think you should shut up.

May 7, 2009 11:50 PM

Apollo said:

I agree with Ella. You're a dick.

May 8, 2009 12:03 AM

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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

Colleen Kane has been an editor at BUST and Playgirl magazines and has written for the endangered species of dead-tree magazines like SPIN and Plenty, as well as Radar Online and other websites. She lives in exile in Baton Rouge with her fiance, two dogs, and her former cat. Read her personal blogs at ColleenKane.com.

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