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This Cassie Ventura Whose Nude Pics Leaked Today is a Little Sassafrass

Posted by Colleen Kane

 

Cassie Ventura's computer has been hacked, resulting in two topless photos of her getting leaked to the Internet. We don't keep up much with the models-turned R&B singers, but since we are obligated by law here on Scanner to show any celebrity nudes that leak to the public, we racked our brains to recall who she was. 

Then we remembered this is that singer who lopped off half of her hair just to show her "I don't give a f*ck attitude," as she stated on her blog.

Then we saw her tweet about the leaked topless photos, and liked her attitude: 

IT SEEMS THAT SOMEONE HAS HACKED INTO MY COMPUTER... THATS REAL FOUL AND EVIL. NOW STOP ACTING LIKE YOU HAVEN'T SEEN A TITTY BEFORE. 

To quote the late Phil Hartman on SNL: "That's...SASSY!"

In full acknowledgement that words are the least important thing to anyone looking at this post right now, we'll get to those photos already.

 

 

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Comments

godwal said:

Hooray for boobies!

May 7, 2009 2:35 PM

eurrapanzy said:

i would watch her music video

May 7, 2009 11:07 PM

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About Colleen Kane

Colleen has been an editor at BUST and Playgirl magazines and has written for the endangered species of dead-tree magazines like SPIN and Plenty, as well as Radar Online and other websites. She lives in exile in Baton Rouge with her fiance, two dogs, and her former cat. Read her personal blogs at ColleenKane.com.

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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

Colleen Kane has been an editor at BUST and Playgirl magazines and has written for the endangered species of dead-tree magazines like SPIN and Plenty, as well as Radar Online and other websites. She lives in exile in Baton Rouge with her fiance, two dogs, and her former cat. Read her personal blogs at ColleenKane.com.

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