Get your best o-face ready because the Air Sex World Championships are coming to a city near you.
"What is air sex?" you may be wondering. Well, we're sure you've heard of air guitar. Just take away the non-existent guitar and replace it with a non-existent partner and you have air sex.
"[Contestants] pick a song to perform to and then have two minutes to impress the judges with their overall Airness," said Tim League, founder of the Alamo Drafthouse and the Air Sex World Championship. "With their clothes on, typically.
Typically, eh?
Air Sex World Championships tour dates after the jump.
* Sat 06/06 Austin, TX
* Tue 06/09 Atlanta, GA
* Wed 06/10 Washington, DC
* Fri 06/12 New York, NY
* Sat 06/13 Toronto, ONT
* Sun 06/14 Chicago, IL
* Mon 06/15 Kansas City, MO
* Wed 06/17 Salt Lake City, UT
* Fri 06/19 Seattle, WA
* Sat 06/20 Portland, OR
* Sun 06/21 Vancouver, BC
* Wed 06/24 San Francisco, CA
* Thu 06/25 San Diego, CA
* Fri 06/26 Los Angeles, CA
* Sat 06/27/09 Tucson, AZ
What luck that it's happening so close to Scanner HQ on June 15? Just a hop, skip and a jump away from Scanner Emily's apartment at Kansas City's Record Bar. And Being pros at dry humping and having heard the nickname "PT" on the high school dance team (PT standing for pelvic thrust) we're pretty sure we could take home the title of Air Sex Champion. Unfortunately (this is the only time we'll ever say this) we're really sad we have tickets to see Jenny Lewis that night.
[Air Sex World Championships via The Plog]
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