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• Proof of the Fugly That Was the 1970s: Sears Le Chic, C' est Bleak

  We are totally sucked into photos from 1970s Sears catalogues and we're picturing our mom in these duds. According to the website, "this is what everyone looked like. Imagine going to the mall and all the women are wearing something like this." And on a related note, how could someone ever think that an argyle pencil skirt is acceptable to clean up puke with let alone wear out of the house? In fact, an argyle pencil skirt with matching cardigan must be seen to be believed: Read More... Posted May 05 2008, 03:10 PM by Nicole Pasulka with | with 4 comment(s) Filed under: 70s nostalgia, sears, fugly

• Bat P*ssy Reminds Us of the Good Ol' Days

  This is a sexless clip from the 70s porn Bat Pussy. Unfortunately, we cannot guarantee that the concept would be better explained by a sexy clip. We also cannot guarantee that the sexy clip would be in any way sexy. In fact, it would probably just be weird and mildly spooky. But what does that matter. This is Bat Pussy and she's traveling down the road on a Hoppity Ball fighting crime. This is a GOOD THING. When people cry and carry on about art and America and porno not being any fun anymore, this is why they are so sad. Because now, instead of Bat Pussy, all we've got are vagina punches in video games and lonliness. (via Susie Bright) Posted Feb 22 2008, 01:45 PM by Nicole Pasulka with | with no comments Filed under: porn, 70s nostalgia, bat pussy

• Loving the Ladies Can Make You a Danger to Yourself

  Since picking up chicks in the 70s wasn't quite life-threatening enough, men who wanted to really live on the edge slapped on Hai Karate cologne and fought off the ladies like a hyena clawing at a pack of lionesses. There are even self defense instructions inside the Hai Karate box, so you'll know what to do when the object of your affection punches you in the balls because you won't "please stop putting your hand on her leg." And for those of you who want to use danger to attract women but are allergic to perfume, how about learning some new lighter tricks? Just be ready with the fire extinguisher. More Hai Karate drop kicks after the jump. Read More... Posted Dec 06 2007, 12:00 PM by Nicole Pasulka with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: cologne, 70s nostalgia, hai karate, ads