So says a dominatrix who is offering Bear Stearns employees a special discounted rate of $10 (equivalent to one share of the beleaguered firm's stock) an hour for her services. Though if you happen to be one of those "finance guys," you might want to go somewhere else, since...
I do not offer anal play on demand. Consequently the majority of my clients are lawyers.
The main distinction, we assume, being that lawyers ain't playin'; they for real.