Last week Bryan brought you the story of swinger's club 'The Cherry Pit' being shut down by the new ordinance in town of 'no sex clubs in your neighborhood'. But now owner, Jim Trulock is fighting back and the Texas town of Duncanville is getting its pants sued off by Trulock and his wife. It seems the owners of ‘The Cherry Pit’ are feeling a little ganged up on and not in the fun way, so the couple is challenging the constitutionality of the ordinance and we’ll be here waiting to find out of the state that just recently de-criminalized sodomy has worked through its sexual hang-ups. (For the Scanner record, Bryan thinks, at the very least they should turn down the yacht rock.)
But here's the more important question: Why are they banning sex clubs in suburban Dallas? I mean, everyone’s just going to cross the border into Oklahoma and besides; it’s keeping the driving-while-being-blown crowd off the street.