Over at Talking Points Memo, Josh Marshall relates the story of one Francisco Nava, a conservative junior at Princeton who made a name for himself in the school newspaper with an article entitled "Princeton's Latex Lies" (nice title!!!), wherein he claimed that a campus condom handout program was "tacit sponsorshp of hook-up sex."
Soon Nava [and others] began receiving a series of email death threats telling Nava, among other things, to "shut the f-ck up", that "you are not welcome here" and that "we will destroy you." [...] And the outrage only spiraled further out of control when Nava claimed that on Friday evening two pro-sex [!!!] advocates wearing black clothes and ski caps accosted Nava near campus and severely beat him...
... leaving his face badly bruised and swollen and the other campus conservatives up in arms.
No what do you suppose is gonna be the big twist ending of this little tale?
After finding discrepancies in Nava's account of the beating, Princeton Township detectives confronted Nava. And Nava admitted fabricating both the bogus assault and the campaign of pro-sex, anti-Anscombe Society death threats.
Oh, man, we totally thought he was gonna turn out to actually be a girl!