The French claim to have the biggest dongs in Europe, stretching them out to an average of 6.1 inches, according to a very questionable new study.
And no one's questioning it more than the Greeks... those poor, poor things...
The Institute of Condom Consultancy, which has long been developing a spray-on condom, released a report today that found that the French buy the biggest condoms, which could mean they have the biggest dicks or-- hello, ICC, you idiots-- the French a) buy condoms that are too big for their own penises or b) they are liars. Or they do have the biggest dicks-- who knows? The only thing we do know is that the men of Greece are ready for a violent takeover of the ICC building, wherever that is.
Greek men reported (yes, you could self-report this survey-- who, clocking in at under a foot, wouldn't add an inch or two?) a measly 1.2 inch average for their wangs. But forget that for a second-- check out a line we liberated from the press release:
The study was conducted in order to educate young people about the need for effective contraception.
How in the hell does it do that? Weirdos.
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