A former member of the cult of Scientologists has outed Tom Cruise! Okay, not in that way... but tipster Marc Headley, formerly of L. Ron Hubbard's alternate universe, has been speaking to the press, confirming the rumors we know to be true about Tom's marriage to Katie Holmes...
[Scientology leader David] Miscavige assigned a high-ranking official with the order: 'Find a wife for Tom Cruise.' The official put out a casting call to female actresses, including Scientologists, saying, 'There's an upcoming Tom Cruise movie you might get a part in. Come for an audition.' But in the end no movie was made. They had to be single, they had to be pretty and in their 20s.
That's according to Marc Headley, the church's commercial-maker and possibly with an axe to grind, speaking to the admittedly very trustworthy News of the World, confirming the earlier rumors about Scarlett Johnasson's involvement in this whole affair. Johansson, like many of the other mail-order fiancees (Erika Christensen and Sofia Milo among them) showed up for a phony movie audition so they could be ogled by the androgynous Thomas Mapother the 4th.
When [Johansson] arrived at the audition address and found out it was the Scientology Center in Hollywood she freaked out and didn't do a tape... So they worked the audition tape on Katie, got her to L.A. and introduced her to Tom. The moment he meets her, he's enthralled with her and he told Miscavige later, 'I knew immediately she was the one.'"
Awwwwww... puke. Now, would someone please confirm Tom Cruise is in fact bisexual (at the least) so we can end his career already? Not because he's bisexual, but because he's a phony and a whimp for not being upfront about wanting to bone Rob Thomas. Enough of these people!
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