We've made fun of Lindsay Lohan in the past, but now we just feel sorry for her. Her family fucking sucks.
Not only is Lindsay's mom exploiting the family on reality TV, her dad — who has been in and out of jail and blabbed to the press once Lindsay finally found somebody to love — has proven himself to be an even bigger asshole than we could have possibly imagined.
Gawker somehow got their hands on a copy of a recent voicemail Michael Lohan left for Lindsay. In said voicemail we learn that Michael is a liar and that the timeline of his relationship with his daughter revolves around her movie roles.
Read the message after the jump.
Or listen to it here.
"I've been trying to reach you for a week now. I know that you were annoyed that I gave an interview and my need to comment about the people you are around, and obviously you took offense to it. Honey, I'm sorry. I am telling you, I just love you. And I promise you, I absolutely promise you, I will not mention your name in the press, at all, ever again.
One of the reasons why I got so concerned is because we used to talk all the time. We were always texting, and then the texting was sporadic. You weren't returning phonecalls, so I was concerned. Look, I love you honey. Please, please don't do this anymore. Pick up the phone and talk to me. Everything from now on is between you and me. And I promise you, I will not go back on it, I will not break my word...
I promise you, I'll keep questions out of the press, when it comes to you I promise. Just please, please, honey, call me or pick up the phone. You need to promise me.
Back when everything was going in the right direction, and so a lot of the same things happening and you end up very worried about it. (And the whole reason why), when how things were, (......) were together, when you were climbing, and Mean Girls and ever since Herbie, when I was out of your life, everything started to unwind—all these things didn't do well—and so on, so forth. And how people are blaming me because you're not getting roles or something? (End Of Message)
[Gawker: Papa Lohan's Voicemail Lies: 'Everything from now on is between you and me']
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