OJ, OJ, OJ. When will you learn? You can't just go around doing shit, plead not guilty, and expect to not get in trouble for it. We know you got off easy once or twice in your life, but this shit has got to stop. You're an adult. Seriously? Robbing people at gunpoint? Don't you have, like, lots of money? We're sure you can find a well-paying job writing a book about how you didn't kill your ex wife, or if you did how it would have gone down. If that doesn't work out for you, maybe you could get a job acting? You've had two successful careers. Maybe you could have another. What about Dancing With the Stars?
All we're saying is, you have some good things going in your life. You need to focus on those things and stop with all this jerking around. We're not trying to make you feel bad or anything. We're only telling you this because we care. Really, OJ, we do.
P.S. Please send us a holiday bed vibrator. Thanks!