This is definitely the largest naturally occuring penis we've ever seen. Ever. [YesButNoButYes]
Penis theft in Congo is way beyond our level of comprehension. [Reuters]
There will be no Gay May Day in Moscow. [Queerty]
Julia Roberts doesn't wear deodorant. Big woop. Neither do we. Except down there. [Truemors]
Just in case you weren't sure, the Beyonce and Jay-Z marriage is officially, 100% confirmed. We think. [FameCrawler]
O.J. Simpson really, really, really wants to be on The Apprentice. Donald, if you don't let him on, he'll cut you. [MollyGood]