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While You Were Sleeping: Mel Gibson's Mistresses

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 

Why are there snakes on this motherfuckin' plane?

Child labor is real and undeniably so after these photographs.

A woman turned the tables on a man who tried to rob her: she made him her sex slave.

Hey that woman from the Dominos story turns out to be a sex offender. 

Will Ferrell did Man Vs. Wild.

The stupidest quote of the year is officially Hulk Hogan saying he "totally understands OJ."

Another reason to not get implants: the doctor might be using veterinary equipment.

Rush Limbaugh's ten dumbest quotes. How ever did they narrow it down? How ever did they listen to it long enough to hear all these?

And the Mel Gibson mistresses are starting to come out of the works.

 

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Posted Apr 16 2009, 09:31 AM
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Comments

vivazoya said:

omg, those child labor photographs will haunt me forever.

April 16, 2009 8:15 PM

Fatgued Writer said:

Brian,

The phrase is "out of the woodwork," not "out of the works."  Mel's mistresses are not foundry workers or plumbers, I am certain.  

See, not only could you have been a more effective communicator, you also missed the opportunity for an awesome pun.

April 17, 2009 11:30 PM

About Brian Fairbanks

Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Hooksexup, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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