We'd say it's generally a good idea to avoid Star Wars analogies in love letters -- too much whining and incest for most people to think it's romantic -- but if we had one specific piece of advice regarding the subject to pass on to the youth of America, we'd have to say: never, under any circumstances, compare a girl to that warm, smelly beast that Han Solo slid Luke Skywalker into at the beginning of Empire Strikes Back. And please, please tell us that we don't have to explain why.
Click through for a prime example of how to terrify a lady, courtesy of the fine folks at Digg.
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