OK, the story so far: Drew Curtis of FARK fame (i.e., the guy in charge of where every local news channel gets their "wacky segment" of the evening) has attempted to trademark the term "NSFW," which neither he nor FARK ever coined, owned, or used exclusively. Trademark experts have laughed derisively at the effort, which seems to be an attempt to create a world in which Drew and FARK could charge pretty much anyone trafficking in internet smut for using the term (including us, potentially), which is a scheme as evil as it is implausible. And yet... and yet... we have to say: BRAVO, DREW for showing you've got some big, crazy-ass balls on you! A stunt like that'll never work, but goddamned if we don't love ya a little for trying!