Like this classic scene from Mary Harron's film adaptation of American Psycho? Well, haven't you always thought how much better it would have been with some good ol' fashioned cock and balls?
(We'd complain about not being able to embed the video on our site, but frankly, we think it's us -- and it's not like they didn't create the goddamn thing in the first place.)
Hardly Working: American Psychos [CollegeHumor]