We know, this is more like the wrinkled dick edition, but seriously, both Fidel Casto and George W. Bush are going to find themselves with a lot of time on their hands pretty soon, and both were pretty good looking back in the day. So, this is a two part-er:
Part I: Who would you rather back in the day, Fidel Castro or George W. Bush?
Part II: Who wouldy you rather have as a sugar daddy nowadays? (We'll supply the Viagra).