Page Six ran a story yesterday about a "40-something" British Columbian man who is about to be exposed as JFK's illegitimate love child. He apparently bears a striking resemblance to the assassinated ladies man and is described as "tall [and] handsome."
The man, who so far has been respectfully unnamed, is believed to be the product of President Kennedy and a friend of LBJ's from the VP's good ol' Texas days. A Vanity Fair story, rumored to have been killed at the request of little brother Teddy, may still be in the works after all.
We're still holding out for a love child of JFK and Marilyn to turn up and be smokin' hot.