We really wanted to ask "Where's Wilmer Valderrama?" on Defamer's list of Top Five Most Incomprehensible Babe Magnets In Hollywood, but then we realized that they're talking about dudes who couldn't actually pull any of the amazing gals that they have without being famous, and say what you will about Wilder: he's got real hair and he can dance.
Which means that we are free, instead, to present quite possibly the douchiest picture of the A-Number-One, King of the Douches on Defamer's list -- Zachary Braff -- courtesy of the fine folks at goldenfiddle. Boo ya!