We mentioned this sometime back, but now we got video. Famed actress Isabella's Rossellini's weird and hysterical odes to the sex lives of insects -- produced under the umbrella title of "Green Porno" -- are currently available for your SFW perusal on SundanceChannel.com. You get the idea from the preview above, which at first features the normally glamourous Isabella wearing what appears to be a cardboard earthworm costume, and later shows her in a getup that we can only describe as "hairy, multi-eyed Mummenschanz."
No, we could not love Isabella Rossellini any more right now if we tried.