Hey there, Scanners.
Scanner Emily here with some news you can use: we have updated our software. Yes, when you jump, you'll jump to the correct place, when you click "back" you'll end up where you were before. Can you even believe it?! Neither can we. But this means if you want to keep getting your daily dose of WTF, you must update your bookmarks and blog readers to this link.
You hear? There will be no more posts at this URL —no more Scanner Emily, Brian, Colleen, Ina or Drew. You'll just look at this post forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever. So please, please, please visit the NEW and IMPROVED Super Scanner and update your bookmarks and blog readers accordingly.
Go there now. We'll see your sexy ass when you get there.
Thanks and love,
Scanner Emily