This is a skirt. A "perfectly cute and stylish" skirt that, when inflated, turns into a kayak " with the right amount of volume to carry a grown up woman." Yeah. Right. Everybody hold your emergency evacuation horses, because we're pretty sure that "kayak" is actually a "vagina."
Come on, Internet! Have we not done our Scanner sex ed best to teach you everything there is to know about vaginas?
Point is, if you're gonna make yourself look like a big, fat pussy, you may as well wear one of these...
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