Something you might not have known about voluptuous fiddle player and all-around national treasure Dolly Parton: she and her husband ain't exactly the jealous types.
When asked if her marriage of 41 years was open, Miss Parton replied: "If we cheat we don't know it, so if we do cheat, it's very good for both us. I don't want to know it, if he's cheating on me. If I'm cheating on him, he wouldn't want to know it. And if we do, if that's what's making it work, then that's fine too."
Actually, you know we seem to remember seeing Dolly say something similar long ago on The Tonight Show or something, but maybe people are starting to take her seriously about it? Who knows. Anyhoo, Parton went on to add that she dresses like a hooker and knows it, that she's idolized prostitutes in the past, and that she doesn't mind blonde jokes because she knows she ain't dumb and everyone knows she ain't blonde. Which means that in relatively short order, 61-year-old Dolly Parton became the most appealing girl you're likely to find on Hooksexup today. Ta da.
Hey, bonus round: click through for a clip of Dolly Parton at her most adorable!
[Thanks, Scanner Sarah!]
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