OK, in all seriousness: we don't think we've ever been happier about a headine. It's like a Mad Lib, right? What else could you jam in there, aliens? Tara Reid? Alien Tara Reid?
Anyway, turns out that one of the Nazi hookers that Max Mosley was screwing in that 5-hour orgy tape is married to an M15 agent, who has since resigned from the British intelligence services, and there are hints -- soundly denied by the Brits -- that the orgy might only have been part of something even larger...
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