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• Scanner Survey: Did You Have Election Night Sex?

  Oh, come on. You know you want to tell us. We'll start: No, we did not (though we cannot speak for Scanner Brian and Scanner Nicole). We sat in a bar with our family and watched the results come in on a big-screen HD TV (hello John McCain's ear lobes!). We cried, we drank, we hugged, and after Obama's speech, we went back to our little sister's apartment and went to sleep. Your turn. Read More... Posted Nov 06 2008, 01:54 PM by Emily Farris with | with 5 comment(s) Filed under: sex, surveys, scanner survey, election 2008, voting booths, sex in a voting booth

• Scanner Survey: Sexy Food

  What's the sexiest meal anyone has ever made for you? We ask because, as you may or may not know, we're writing a cookbook about casseroles, and in it, we have a dish called "Seduction." A take on a family mac & corn recipe, we call it "Seduction" because just about everyone we make it for wants to sleep with us or marry us — and not because the food itself is sexy. In fact, with six different cheeses, it probably makes for the most unsexy next morning (or evening, depending on your level of lactose tolerance). But to us, this is still the sexiest dish we make because we put so much love and care into making it. But we're interested in what constitutes sexy food. A Top Chef challenge to create sexy dishes a few seasons ago ended in disastrous tackiness, and beyond that, we're kind-of lost.  So, Scanner readers, what's the sexiest meal anyone has ever made for you? Or that you've ever made for someone else? And penis pasta doesn't count. "Seduction" recipe after the jump. Read More... Posted Jan 16 2008, 01:21 PM by Emily Farris with | with 13 comment(s) Filed under: scanner survey, sexy food, recipes, cookbooks, top chef, penis pasta

• 50 Reasons You're Still Single... You Decide

  Yeah, yeah, we know we promised you we'd come up with a better list than this plagiarized one by Friday, but that was before we spent the entire week in Tekserve (seriously, we had to go back yesterday because our new computer had a faulty hard drive, so now we have a new, new one). It will be far more fun to make this a collective effort, anyway. Someone already told us it's because we "wear granny panties all the damn time." We disagree, but like we said, this is for you to decide, so if you want us to add that one to the list, we will. Just try and be nice to your fellow commenters. We know you can do it. Once we have a full 50, we'll post it and credit each of you with your reasons, as long as they're, you know, publishable.  Posted Jan 11 2008, 09:33 AM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: lists, granny panties, scanner survey, you decide