A story in today’s New York Post tells us that New York girls are some of the kinkiest in the country. You don’t need to tell us that. We’re typing this from our sex swing. The disturbing part for your two Scanner writers, proud Brooklynites both, is that New York does not TOP the list of kinky female citydwellers. The top seats go to Miami and Los Angeles, who must have answered for each of their plastic boobs. One interesting factoid from the survey: 95% of women prefer a bikini wax to sex with a man who smells. (Why is anyone choosing between those two things? Oh, whatever.) There’s only one explanation for this, ladies: Not enough of you are sleeping with Leonardo diCaprio. Get on this, would you?