JUST IN CASE YOU MISSED THIS STORY WHEN SCANNER COLLEEN DID IT A WEEK AGO (BECAUSE SCANNER EMILY DID—FLUCK!)
And by piece of meat we don't mean that beefcake from the elliptical machine—or the nearest tree if we're talking about chimps. No we mean delicious, bloody, iron-filled, gets-stuck-in-your-teeth meat.
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If you had to name the Hick Capitol of the United States, where would you pinpoint its location? Alabama? Texas? Tennessee?
Wrong. After reading this story on Greenfield, California, you'll agree that this town probably leads in local yokels...
If you're not a blogger, you probably got (or are getting) an economic stimulus check from the government. Must be nice.
Melba, here, is putting hers into the bank, she believes no good can come from spending it. She's probably right.
Wow, Scanner readers. Earlier we asked if you knew what was celebrated today in addition to Albert Einstein's Birthday and Pi Day, and at least a few of you know what's up. We have to say we're a little shocked and disappointed that only a few people chimed in. We expected more from you, men of Scanner.