One month ago today, on Steak And Blow Job Day—the day on which women were to shower their men with both red meat and head—to even the playing field, we declared today, April 14, Salad and Cunnilingus Day. Some of you thought it was unfair, considering Steak And Blow Job Day was originally created to give the men a break after Valentine's Day. To that we say "phooey." In part because we kind-of hate Valentine's Day and in part because who said February 14 was all about men doing things for women? Either way, as much as we love salad—and steak!—some clever ladies were already a step or two ahead of us.
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