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  • The Screengrab Highlight Reel: Feb. 21-27, 2009

    Posted by Scott Von Doviak

    It’s a beautiful day for a Screengrab post, a beautiful day in the Screengrab!

    Hello, boys are girls! How are you today? I am fine! Today we’re going to visit the marvelous land of make-believe! First we’re going to explore the Screengrab’s Ultimate Exploitation Films (Parts One, Two, Three, Four, Five and Six)! You younger boys and girls will need a note from your parents.

    Next we’ll enjoy a magical Unwatchable Recap (Parts One, Two, Three, Four and Five)! All of you boys and girls will need a note from your psychiatric counselors.

    Are you still with me, boys and girls? Hold on tight!

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  • Unwatchable Recap: 51-60

    Posted by Scott Von Doviak

    Here it is, the final part of our Unwatchable halftime celebration. This is the post you want to bookmark, because from here you can access all the Unwatchable entries so far. What better way to kill a slow Friday afternoon at work? Once you’ve devoured them all, your excitement for new Unwatchable material will be at a fever pitch…so I am delighted (more or less) to announce that next week is Unwatchable Week here at the Screengrab. Yes, there will be an all-new Unwatchable entry each day next week as we begin our assault on the top half of the IMDb Bottom 100 list. At least, that’s the plan. It’s easy for me to say that now, of course. We’ll see if I can actually pull it off.

    In the meantime, here are another ten classics from the vault. Enjoy my pain!

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  • The Letdowns: Tequila Sunrise (1988)

    Posted by Nick Schager

    In this new column, we revisit (and reconsider) eagerly anticipated films that didn’t fulfill their pre-release promise. First up: Robert Towne's Tequila Sunrise.

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  • The Rep Report (February 27 - March 5)

    Posted by Phil Nugent

    NEW YORK: It's a great week for wild men in the Big Apple repertory scene. The Italian-born Marco Ferreri was the kind of artist who is unimaginable without the 1960s but who wasn't quite of the '60s: he was the kind of older, shaggy figure who was attracted to exploring ideas of liberation, revolution, self-transformation, and chaos but who was never easily convinced that they led to utopia. An eight-film DVD box set of Ferreri's work was released here last year; with any luck, it might create a new audience for such works as La Grande Bouffe and Tales of Ordinary Madness (starring Ben Gazzara as a stand-in for Charles Bukowski). One film not included in the set is the 1969 Dillinger Is Dead, which, starting today, plays for a week in a new 35 mm. print at BAM. The film stars the pre-eminent French Mr. Smooth of his generation, Michel Piccoli, who comes home one night for a long evening of cooking, gun-polishing, and soul-searching while his missus, played by Keith Richards muse Anita Pallenberg, is zonked out in the bedroom. Dillinger does not come our way often, so this screening is highly recommended.

    Actors like Rip Torn don't come dancing down the main drag every day, either, and it's hard to think of another irascible, once-borderline-unemployable thespian crazy who's mellowed into such a surefire entertainer without losing much of his edge, piss, and vinegar. Anthology Film Archives has concocted a mini-Rip Torn festival that begins next Thursday with Maidstone, the legendary Norman Mailer improv party that ends with our hero, dissatisfied with the ending Mailer had settled for, trying to juice things up by attacking his director with a hammer after Mailer thought the shoot had wrapped, and 1973's Payday, arguably the finest full-length showcase of Torn's career, in which he stars as a third-rate country music star barnstorming across the back roads while his fuse gets shorter and shorter and his heart rate gets perilously faster.

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  • Trailer Review: Funny People

    Posted by Paul Clark

    Where's Eric Bana on the poster? Are they saying he's not funny? Because if so, they're wrong.

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  • Schwarzenegger to Make Cameo Appearance in New Stallone Movie; Old Action Rivals to Bury Freakishly Large, Bursting-Veined Hatchet

    Posted by Phil Nugent

    When Arnold Schwarzenegger announced that he was running for governor of California in the wake of the disappointed reaction to the third Terminator movie, a lot of people were quick to make the obvious joke that turning to politics might be a good career move for him; running a state the size of California had to be easier for a guy who was then in his mid-fifties than trying to continue holding up his end in the action-icon game. In fact, his last movie appearance before taking office was a cameo at the start of 2003's The Rundown, in which he seemed to be graciously passing the baton to Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. The news that Schwarzenegger has agreed to do another cameo, as himself, in Sylvester Stallone's The Expendables, should probably not be taken as a sign how just bad things have gotten for those who are supposed to be holding the reins out West. The Gov contributed a cameo to the 2004 Around the World in 80 Days, directed by Frank Coraci, a movie that was seen by approximately one-hundred thousandth of the number of people who recently saw Coraci and his leading man, Steve Coogan, making cruel sport of Joaquin Phoenix and Christian Bale. And he can also be seen, briefly and as himself, in a forthcoming Indian film, Kambakkht Ishq, which has an inside-Hollywood story and includes a cameo by...Sylvester Stallone.

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  • In Other Blogs: New Yorker State of Mind

    Posted by Scott Von Doviak

    As Phil Nugent reported here earlier this week, the venerable New Yorker Films “has ceased operations” and its catalogue of foreign and art house fare is set for auction. At Beyond the Multiplex, Andrew O’Hehir speculates about a potential landing spot for the treasure trove of classic films. “In a broader sense, New Yorker's long-term willingness to defy the marketplace realities of American film distribution never seemed like a sustainable business model. While the films listed above attracted at least some American viewers, New Yorker was worshiped in cinephile circles precisely because it often took on difficult and adventurous cinema that was destined to find almost no audience. Sometimes Talbot and Lopez seemed to be running an educational foundation under the guise of a for-profit business….New Yorker's library would have obvious appeal to "an online distributor, a TV network or a DVD company," Werner continues. Given that IFC is at least two and potentially all three of those things, and in recent years has assumed a commanding position in the distribution of foreign-language and American independent films, it might be the most logical potential bidder.”

    At Some Came Running, Glen Kenny celebrates a new DVD release of Vanishing Point (which includes the UK version of the picture, containing an excised scene with Charlotte Rampling) by interviewing director Richard Sarafian.

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  • Coens Commercial Claims Clean Coal Campaign Is Claptrap

    Posted by Phil Nugent



    The next feature from the Coen brothers, A Serious Man, is set for release this fall, but in the meantime, the Coens have made time to direct a public service announcement for The Reality Coalition, a recently minted organization composed of five environmental groups, whose mission is to combat the idea that there is such a thing as "clean coal." The Coens didn't write the ad, but they must have decided that the script was a neat fit for them after it was sent to them by Crispin Porter + Bogusy, the ad firm representing the Coalition. The firm also put out the short making-of film above, apparently for the benefit of Coen brothers fans who might need such concepts as parody and irony explained to them in one-syllable words. (You also get the thrill of hearing Ethan instruct someone that their line reading should be "a little queased out.") Here's the spot itself:

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  • Screengrab's Ultimate Exploitation Films!!!!!!! (Part Six)

    Posted by Andrew Osborne

    TWO THOUSAND MANIACS! (1964)



    In John Waters’ book Shock Value, Herschell Gordon Lewis explains that he became the Godfather of Gore somewhat by accident after ordering too much stage blood for a movie called Living Venus. By spilling most of his surplus in 1963’s exploitation classic Blood Feast, Lewis was responsible for the birth of the splatter/torture porn genre: “It doesn’t sound like much of an achievement,” he admits to Waters, “but we were the first with that kind of nonsense.” Yet while Blood Feast is, in its way, historic, I don’t remember too much about it beyond Mal Arnold’s spooky performance as Fuad Ramses, the world’s worst caterer. Also, I’m pretty sure there was a de-tonguing at some point. I saw Lewis' Two Thousand Maniacs around the same number of years ago, but for some reason the latter movie's vengeful but otherwise good-natured redneck killers are still vivid in my thoughts, partly because the movie’s theme song is so durn catchy, but mostly because its Down Home Brigadoon plot about ghostly Confederate citizens returning to life every hundred years to slaughter luckless Yankees haunts my thoughts every time my Northern ass crosses South of the Mason-Dixon Line (and, indeed, I’ve got my strategy all worked out if undead hillbillies ever stick me in their iron maiden-esque nail barrel and roll me down a hill)...though I’m still not entirely sure how Natalie Merchant figures into the equation.

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  • Screengrab's Ultimate Exploitation Films!!!!!!! (Part Five)

    Posted by Andrew Osborne

    SPUN (2002)



    If not for the evidence of the YouTube clip above, I’d be willing to believe I simply hallucinated this sleazy little movie during a hot, sleepless night in the San Fernando Valley. For example, all during the recent Awards Season, I kept hearing about Mickey Rourke’s years in the wilderness when he couldn’t find work as an actor...and yet, there he is in 2002, playing crystal meth guru The Cook alongside slumming Young Hollywood types like Jason Schwartzman and Mena Suvari (as well as Debbie Harry and Eric Roberts, who apparently did something really terrible fifteen years ago). Not that this icky, hyper-pixilated film (which, according to my pal Wikipedia, holds the Guiness Record for most edits in a full-length motion picture) would have served as much of a heartwarming comeback vehicle for anyone involved. Every character is vile, from Schwartzman’s strung-out tweaker who keeps a naked stripper (played by a very brave or very masochistic actress named Chloe Hunter, who also played the naked stomach on the American Beauty poster...thanks again, Wikipedia!) chained spread-eagle on his bed for most of the movie...to Suvari, who method acts explosive diarrhea...to Patrick Fugit, sporting really, really gross acne...to an even more spastic than usual John Leguizamo, who seems to be jerking off vigorously into a sock in the aforementioned YouTube clip (though, thankfully, I don’t really have any vivid memories of that particular plot development). Which is not to say Spun is a bad movie, exactly...at least not in the sense of being poorly made. It's just bad.

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  • Screengrab's Ultimate Exploitation Films!!!!!!! (Part Four)

    Posted by Andrew Osborne

    FEMALE TROUBLE (1974)



    Oh, sure, Pink Flamingos has the shit-eating and the egg lady and Hairspray’s the big fat crossover hit, but to my way of thinking, Female Trouble is probably the masterpiece of John Waters’ cinematic career, an epic faux biopic spanning the life of Divine’s iconic Dawn Davenport from adolescence to the electric chair by way of High School Confidential, Butterfield 8 and the weirdest episode of Batman ever. Shock value has always been Waters’ aesthetic and if, say, you were to attend an all-night marathon of his early films tripping your balls off on LSD (like, uh...this friend of mine did once), your jaw would remain in constant droppage at the cavalcade of perversion, blasphemy and scrub-your-brain imagery on relentless display, from Flamingos’ notorious “singing asshole” to Desperate Living’s hung leather goons “digging for gold” in aged Edith Massey’s queenly honeypot. But Waters’ brand of exploitation is so funny and cheerful that, in the end, his off-putting worlds take on a cozy familiarity and you feel nothing but affection for his crackpot characters and the actors who play them, especially Massey (we miss you Edie!)...and never more so than in Female Trouble, which features an endless stream of quotable lines, memorable moments and a brilliant comedic performance by Divine who, as Dawn, not only does flips on a trampoline and trashes Christmas morning like a hell-spawn tornado ("I told you cha cha heels!"), but also gets s/himself pregnant, gives birth and bites through the umbilical cord. Top that, Streep!

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  • Screengrab's Ultimate Exploitation Films!!!!!!! (Part Three)

    Posted by Andrew Osborne

    POULTRYGEIST: NIGHT OF THE CHICKEN DEAD (2006)



    A while back, I started blogging about the summer I spent working for Troma Films as a production assistant (and eventual second assistant director, co-screenwriter and co-star) of the company’s terrible, terrible superhero spoof, Sgt. Kabumikman, NYPD. One of these days, I’ll eventually continue that tale, but in a nutshell, Troma (which allegedly stands for Tits R Our Main Attraction) was founded in 1974 by Yale grads Lloyd Kaufman and Michael Herz to produce and distribute softcore sex romps and, eventually, their own unique brand of gross-out message movies, chock full of gratuitous monsters, violence, nudity and critiques of corporate malfeasance. The fact that Troma’s stayed in business for so many years as one of the only truly independent production companies in America would probably be more inspiring if their exploitation films weren’t so consistently godawful (despite the cult popularity of “hits” like The Toxic Avenger, Tales From The Crapper, Surf Nazis Must Die, etc.). Having watched (and even helped to create) hours and hours of the company’s poorly acted, juvenile and just plain ugly swill, I must say I was pleasantly shocked by the uncharacteristically high quality of the poopy jokes in Poultrygeist, the company’s most recent major release. Not only is the cast star-studded (well...there’s a cameo by Ron Jeremy and a hall-of-fame gross-out performance by Troma regular Joe Fleishaker), but the romantic leads (Jason Yachanin and especially the radiant Kate Graham) seem like honest-to-god actors...y'know, with actual careers ahead of them.  The script and direction are noticeably smarter and tighter than most past efforts, and best of all: it’s a musical, with song and dance numbers at least ten times better than Baz Luhrmann’s recent Oscar monstrosity. And why not?  After all, there’s no rule that says exploitation movies have to be terrible...just as long as they’re shocking, bloody and gloriously naked.

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  • Screengrab's Ultimate Exploitation Films!!!!!!! (Part Two)

    Posted by Andrew Osborne

    GLEN OR GLENDA? (1953)



    By high school, I’d seen plenty of artsy foreign films and indies (not to mention a decade's worth of Saturday morning creature double features on UHF), but I’m pretty sure Glen or Glenda? was the first real exploitation flick I ever saw (at least on the big screen), followed by a half dozen more during a day-long marathon at the late-lamented Off The Wall Cinema in Central Square, Cambridge. Edward D. Wood, Jr.’s impassioned fauxcumentary -- about a man (Wood himself) who can work better, think better, even play better, and be more of a credit to his community and his government, in satin undies, a dress and a sweater of finest angora -- was unlike anything I’d ever seen, less a work of art than a Rorschach snapshot of a fringe perspective far beyond mainstream standards of taste, commerciality and talent (in...uh...the traditional sense). Before long, I knew everything about Ed Wood, Jr. and his merry band of misfits, but few cinematic experiences in my life, before or since, have been so bizarrely disorienting as my baffled first encounter with the spectacle of stampeding buffalo superimposed over Bela Lugosi’s impassioned command to “PULL THE STRING!”  Wood may have only been exploiting himself (and, I suppose, Lugosi), but respectable Hollywood movies are rarely this fascinating, sincere or unique.

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  • Screengrab's Ultimate Exploitation Films!!!!!!! (Part One)

    Posted by Andrew Osborne

    We’ve spent a lot of time discussing quality, award-winning cinema during the past few weeks of Award Season mania, but now that Hugh Jackman has doffed his top hat and tails and the Slumdog kids have shuffled back to Bollywood, we thought it would be as good a time as any to get back to all the SEX-CRAZED!!!! BLOOD-THIRSTY!!!! ULTRA-PSYCHOTIC!!!! movies we really like, from the gin-soaked swamps and drive-ins of hixploitation to the blaxploitation grindhouse and...BEYOND!!!!

    And sure, if you think about it, pretty much everything Hollywood pumps out is some form of exploitation, from the straight-up blood and guts of the zillionth Friday the 13th remake to the pity party relationship-porn of He’s Just Not That Into You. Even this year’s Oscar nominees were baited with pulp: after all, Mickey Rourke’s face in The Wrestler was at least as freaky as anything in Freaks, and where would The Reader be without all the hot Nazi sex and Kate Winslet’s big pepperoni nipples?

    But the movies on this week’s list go even faster, pussycat...not to mention further, deeper, weirder and wilder. They did it first or they did it best or maybe they really shouldn’t have done it at all. Can your heart stand the shocking facts as Screengrab salutes
    THE ULTIMATE EXPLOITATION FILMS-A-GO-GO?!!!!??!?!!!

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  • Famous Last Words Beyond Thunderdome: Week 7

    Posted by Paul Clark

    The recent hubbub over Joaquin Phoenix’s antics on David Letterman’s show have overshadowed the release of his latest, and allegedly last, acting role, in the new film Two Lovers. Two Lovers is the third collaboration between Phoenix and the talented- and beloved-in-France- filmmaker James Gray, whose last film with Phoenix, 2007’s underrated police drama We Own the Night, was the source of last week’s quiz. We Own the Night is characterized by the downbeat seventies-style tone of all Gray’s crime stories, and it contains some spellbinding moments of suspense, including a rain-soaked car chase and shootout that was my favorite scene of the year. Congrats to those who guessed it.

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  • Unwatchable Recap: 61-70

    Posted by Scott Von Doviak

    Welcome to part four of the Unwatchable halftime report. New Unwatchable content is coming soon (watch this space tomorrow for a special announcement), but before we tackle the 50 worst movies of all time according to you, the IMDb voters, we’re taking a moment to look back at the horrors we’ve already survived. And remember, when I say “we,” I really mean me. I’m the one who actually has to watch that stuff. Your part of this process is simply to read what I write and laugh at my expense. Join me now for another ten classic moments in the annals (or perhaps anals) of Unwatchable.

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  • Where Are You Filming the Rest of Your Life? Moviemaker Magazine Has Some Suggestions

    Posted by Phil Nugent

    Whether you see 2009 as a time for hope and optimism as we enter a new era or a time for misery and despair as jobs disappear and 401Ks vanish down the crapper, either interpretation makes it seem like an especially fine time to consider shucking it all and starting over in a new location. But why chuck darts at a map when you have the crack staff at Moviemaker magazine to help you weigh the pros and cons of your new home--especially if you're an independent moviemaker or aspiring filmmaker yourself? The magazine has run an annual survey on the ten best American cities for film people looking for a home base, and this year, in recognition of a nation-wide sea change, they've done it "a little differently — first, by opening up the playing field to 25 cities instead of 10 and, second, by focusing on those places that offer the perfect combination of employment opportunities, reasonable costs of living, strong quality of life, affordable home prices and, of course, financial incentives." The editors "arrived at the final list of 25 only after months of research, interviews and calculations which, in this fast-changing economy, were particularly challenging. We got there by using a formula into which we fed the following data: Cost of living, average salary, unemployment rate, job growth, median home price and crime rate. Next, we added in the number of film schools, festivals, movie-related vendors and local movie theaters. We then factored in the current production scene, i.e. production days, size of talent pool." The magazine also took into account cities' devotion to environmental issues and "financial incentives" offered to filmmakers; in these hard times, some cities are cutting back on the former, but Michigan made the list for the first time on the basis of its announcment of "the nation’s most aggressive incentive plan".

    Here's how the list breaks down:

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  • Hello, Dali: Al May Play in Sal in One of Three Planned Biopics

    Posted by Phil Nugent



    Jerome Taylor reports that there are three biopics about Salvador Dali in the works, a perfect storm of competing productions that might make for a much bigger payoff for whoever is the first to get a completed film to market. (Who can forget the great multiple-Truman-Capote-movies dust-up of a few years ago?) The first film to arrive in theaters will probably be Paul Morrison's Little Ashes, which stars Robert Pattison, the vampire hunk from Twilght, as the young Dali, Javier Beltrán as Federico Garcia Lorca, and Matthew McNulty as Luis Bunuel, whose first film, the immortal Surrealist short Un Chien Andalou, was co-directed with Dali and featured a cameo by the artist as a priest. Another film, simply titled Dali, is being planned, by the director Simon West, for a 2010 release and would star Antonio Banderas as the older Dali, alongside his Zorro co-star Catherine Zeta Jones as Dali's wife, Gala. Then there's the chance that we'll get to see the way older Dali played by Al Pacino in a movie based on Dali & I: The Surreal Story, a book by Stan Lauryssens. Lauryssens's book, which has been translated into some thirty languages, had its own scandalous reception when it appeared. Lauryssens, who has written award-winning crime novels, five nonfiction books about the Nazis, and boasted about his expertise at writing and selling "fake interviews" with various Hollywood celebrities, also spent some time in the poky for selling fake Dalis. The book set off fire alarms in Europe for its allegation that Dali himself had effectively authorized the sale of forgeries of his work by setting up an assembly line of "assistants" to create works that he could then decorate with his signature, which amounted to printing money. By the time Dali was in his dotage, Andy Warhol was unapologetically doing pretty much the same thing, with Jeff Koons waiting in the wings; in Warhol's case, his admirers were happy to take the whole thing as some kind of postmodernist gesture and a sardonic comment on the treatment of works of art as high-priced commodities, but even if it was a gesture, Andy still expected people to pay through the nose for the damn things. If Lauryssens's depiction of Dali's operation is accurate, Dali might have been able to talk a pretty good game explaining that he was in charge of a "surreal" parody of the art world as just another industry. Of course, by that time, Dali had long since been read out of the Surrealist movement by his former brothers, who, appalled at what they saw as his selling out and turning himself into a profitable living cartoon of a wacky artist, referred to him by the anagrammatic nickname "Avida Dollars."

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  • Don’t Smoke ‘Em If You Got ‘Em

    Posted by Scott Von Doviak

    The weenies at the American Medical Association Alliance – and right away, that sounds like a made-up group name that only the weeniest of weenies could come up with – are up in arms over the depiction of cigarettes in He’s Just Not That Into You. Notice I didn’t say the depiction of smoking. That’s because nobody smokes in the movie. I don’t know this firsthand, not having seen He’s Just Not That Into You – I understand they removed all the car chases and shootouts from the book – but that’s what I read in the New York Times, so it must be true.

    So if there’s no smoking in the movie, what is this so-called Association Alliance so upset about?

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  • Morning Deal Report: NeverEnding Story Still Not Ending

    Posted by Scott Von Doviak

    Warner Bros. is rebooting The NeverEnding Story, thus bringing it another step closer to living up to its title. “The new pic -- which original producer Dieter Geissler also will produce and Sarah Schechter and Jesse Ehrman will oversee for Warners -- will examine the more nuanced details of the book that were glossed over in the first pic,” per The Hollywood Reporter. Yeah, that’s what remakes are usually all about – nuance.

    Unlikely as it might sound, Dollhouse star Eliza Dushka is bringing a Robert Mapplethorpe biopic to the big screen.

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  • Thursday Poll for February 26, 2009

    Posted by Paul Clark

    So how about those Oscars, folks? If you’re like me- and if you are indeed like me, then sorry about the pale complexion and crippling inferiority complex- you were let down by the massive amounts of love thrown at Slumdog Millionaire by the Academy rank-and-file. I mean, Best Sound- really? Over the likes of WALL*E, which was largely dependent on its sound to tell the story? In the Academy’s defense, I too might be inclined to love A.R. Rahman’s Slumdog score if I’d never seen a Bollywood movie. But anyway…

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  • Video of the Day: Coppola on “Tetro”

    Posted by Scott Von Doviak

    According to Screen Daily, American Zoetrope will self-release Francis Ford Coppola’s Tetro on June 11. Today Coppola launched a website for Tetro, which he not only directed but wrote; it’s his first original screenplay since The Conversation in 1974. “The story tells of two brothers, of family lost and found, and the conflicts and tragedies within a highly creative Argentine-Italian family. Vincent Gallo stars in the title role alongside Maribel Verdu, Klaus Maria Brandauer, Carmen Maura and newcomer Alden Ehrenreich.”

    Content on the website is scarce so far, but Coppola did self-direct a video introduction, which offers a little insight on the film and a few unfortunate angles accentuating the maestro’s chins and nostrils. Enjoy!

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  • Unwatchable Recap: 71-80

    Posted by Scott Von Doviak

    It’s time for part three of the Unwatchable Halftime Report. As you must know by now, I am watching and reviewing every movie on the IMDb Bottom 100 list. Last week I hit #51, which means I’m halfway home. Next week we’ll get started on the 50 worst movies, but I’m putting that off as long as I possibly can so that we can enjoy the fruits of my labor so far. We’ve been tackling the Unwatchables to date in groups of ten, and today it’s time for # 71-80.

    80. The Smokers. “They smoke. They smoke a lot. They smoke the cigarettes and they smoke the pot. Also, they have boy troubles.”

    79. Anus Magillicutty. “When it was over, I found myself actively wishing harm on those who made it, any loved ones who encouraged them to make it, and their employers (should they exist) who wittingly or not subsidized its making.”

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  • Trailer Review: Crank 2: High Voltage

    Posted by Paul Clark

    Chev Chelios is back. How does that work, exactly?

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  • Alan Moore’s Stealth “Watchmen” Campaign

    Posted by Scott Von Doviak

    You may have noticed that Alan Moore isn’t doing a lot of press in support of the Watchmen movie. If you’re familiar at all with Moore and his usual m.o., this doesn’t surprise you. Moore has distanced himself from pretty much all the previous adaptations of his work, including From Hell, V for Vendetta and The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, so why should Watchmen be any different? But maybe we’re looking at this all wrong. Maybe Moore is actually employing some reverse psychology, some of the mind-bending trickeration that makes his comic book work so compelling, in order to convince us all to see the Watchmen movie. Let’s examine this new Wired interview with Moore for clues.

    “I think that adaptation is largely a waste of time in almost any circumstances,” says Moore.

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  • Morning Deal Report: Green Hornet Goes Gondry

    Posted by Scott Von Doviak

    Here’s a startling turn of events that potentially makes the Seth Rogen vehicle The Green Hornet a bit more interesting. “Columbia has set Michel Gondry to direct The Green Hornet, and the studio has set a June 25, 2010, release date for the film,” Variety reports. “Gondry, best known for far-out fare like Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Science of Sleep and Human Nature, brings an unusual sensibility to what will be the most overtly commercial film of his career.” Can Charlie Kaufman’s Elongated Man be far behind?

    It’s getting harder to stay ahead of the curve when it comes to making jokes about movies based on board games.

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  • Unwatchable Recap: 81-90

    Posted by Scott Von Doviak

    Welcome back to the Unwatchable Halftime Report. We’re getting ready to tackle the 50 worst movies the Internet Movie Database has to offer, but before we get there, let’s take a little breather and survey the wreckage we’ve left in our path. Yesterday we checked out Unwatchables 91-100, so let’s move on up to the next ten.

    90. The Bat People.
    “If The Bat People is notable at all (hint: it’s not), it’s as one of makeup guru Stan Winston’s earliest efforts, though I suspect he’d leave it off his resume if the IMDb didn’t exist. When we finally get a full view of the transformed John, he looks less like a bat than an extra who stole a mask from the set of the Planet of the Apes TV series.”

    89. Bloodlust! “The exclamation point means extra thrills! At least, I wish it did.”

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  • New Yorker Films Shuts Its Doors; Back Catalog of Foreign-Indie Classics to Be Auctioned Off

    Posted by Phil Nugent

    Founded in 1965 by Dan Talbot, New Yorker Films has been recognized for some forty years as one of America's premier distributors of foreign films. Talbot originally set the company up when he had his own theater, also called the New Yorker; it was a brainstorm born of frustration over the difficulty he was having programming his own theater, given the haphazard and slovenly way in which even important international movies were then brought into the American market. Beginning in 1965 with its acquisition of Bernardo Bertolucci's Before the Revolution, New Yorker Films took on a life of its own, becoming the support system through which movie lovers in the United States were able to gain access to work by Godard, Fellini, Bresson, Chabrol, Fassbinder, Eric Rohmer, Werner Herzog, Ousmane Sembene, Wim Wenders, Pedro Almodovar, and the more recent auteurs of the Iranian New Wave, as well as such homegrown independent directors as Errol Morris, Jim Jarmusch, John Sayles, and Wayne Wang. Now comes word that New Yorker Films "has ceased operations". Reacting to this bland announcement posted on the company's website, Eugene Hernandez posted a fuller report on indieWIRE. After first reporting that neither Talbot nor New Yorker Films' Jose Talbot "have been available for comment", indieWIRE later added the text of an email the site received from Lopez: “I have sad news. The parent company of New Yorker Films has defaulted on a loan. The assets of New Yorker were used as security on the loan. The lender has informed us that it intends to foreclose on these assets. New Yorker stopped doing business yesterday... We are in total shock that after forty three years this has happened.” Rumors that New Yorker Films was in trouble were apparently strong enough to put a damper on the Spirit Awards ceremony this past weekend.

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  • Screengrab Review: "The Trouble with Romance"

    Posted by Nick Schager

    The Trouble with Romance is a Cinemax skin flick without the skin, one in which narrative nonsense doesn’t just fill in the gaps between simulated sex scenes, but actually comprises the action’s entirety. This is, to put it bluntly, a borderline-catastrophic problem, resulting in material so vapid and aimless, it could only have worked as a parody of the cable channel’s soft-core offerings. Via his quartet of tales, each taking place in a different room of the same hotel, writer/director Gene Rhee strives to examine the ups and dons of amour with a mixture of wry humor and straight drama, a strategy that generally involves establishing a romantic situation and then introducing a leaden twist that leads to an opposite-of-expected conclusion. Surprises, unfortunately, are few and far between, save for the startling number of times a tone-deaf joke lands with a thud, an erotic coupling is flaccidly staged and fails to reveal something about character and theme, or relationship moralizing is delivered with simplistic heavy-handedness.

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  • Morning Deal Report: Diablo Cody’s Zombie Lament

    Posted by Scott Von Doviak

    Diablo Cody will produce an adaptation of Breathers: A Zombie’s Lament, a new novel by S.G. Browne. The romantic comedy “centers on a recently deceased Everyman and newly minted zombie who is having trouble adjusting to his new existence. All that changes when he goes to an Undead Anonymous meeting and finds kindred souls,” Variety reports.

    John Cusack and Rob Corddry are soaking in the Hot Tub Time Machine.

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