We know you love Gossip Girl and Top Model and maybe, what, um... Smallville? Supernatural? That's actually a kind of surprisingly good show, real scary sometimes... Oh, we know, we know: maybe you're eager to see the 90210 reboot. Oh, hang on: we kind of like Reaper too. Huh, you know what? We were totally gonna make a disparaging joke about the fifth network's meager lineup, but when you get down to it, hour for hour, they might have the most watchable schedule on the air.

Well, now that we've figured that out: don't get too comfy just yet. This year may well be make-or-break for the network, a fact that we were reminded of by the news that a Washington state CW affiliate just went bankrupt. No idea whether that was related to the network's low ratings or not; could have just been someone expensing strippers and Macallan, for alll we know. We're just saying: if you wanna keep Jennie Garth working, you know what to do.