Just can’t wait until Sunday’s premiere of the new VH1 reality show, Brooke Knows Best? (I know, who can?) Well, lucky you: VH1 is streaming the first episode online. And though we don’t think Brooke knows best about anything, she did manage to snag herself an amazing first apartment. And she knows enough to tell her dad he can’t be one of her roommates.

We do meet her actual roommate, Glenn. We are also introduced to the paranoid-as-hell aspect of her Hulk-Daddy, who lectures Brooke on the dangers of city living (men could rappel into her hot tub!). His paranoia extends to Glenn, a family friend who is gay.  But now that Glenn’s living with his daughter, the Hulk is worried that Glen may not be able to resist his daughter’s heterosexual wiles. So he sits him down for a little chat…

“Dude, you know, you’re like family to us. We trust you. But I mean, you’re gay—which is cool—you know, I mean, there’s no big deal here. I mean, a bunch of my best wrestler friends are gay. You know, but I mean, is there like a weird gray area where…you don’t go between men and women?”

Apparently the Hulk's "bunch" of "best wrestler friends" also taught him something about a "gay barometer." And he wants to see how Glenn measures up…

Previously:
"Brooke Knows Best" About... What, Exactly?