Ah yes, Brooke Hogan is just your average nineteen-year moving into her first place: a penthouse in Miami Beach. The daughter of Hulk Hogan is moving out of the house, and Vh1 is set to capitalize on the drama sure to unfold when the sheltered Brooke embarks on the world. . .with a jacuzzi tub in her bachelorette pad.
I don’t want to burst anyone’s bubble here, but I’d like to point out the obvious: There is no way in hell “Brooke knows Best” about... anything. What would she “know best” about? Being nineteen? Being blond? Singing highly studio-produced hits? She’s a cute girl, but I’m guessing Papa Hogan hasn’t let her have a lot of life experiences. I guess that could be a lot of fun, watching a girl with too much money move into her first place. Wait, didn’t we see this show before? What was it called. . .The Ashlee Simpson Show?
Oh right, that was on MTV. Totally different. So we’re watching.
(Airing Sunday July 13th, 10pm, Vh1)
— Meghan Pleticha