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Posted by Ben Kallen

 

This is actual candy sold to promote Disney Channel teen sensation Hannah Montana, aka Miley Cyrus. (Yes, it's supposed to be a guitar -- we don't even want to know what the "microphone" looks like.)

Via BestWeekEver.tv

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Jessica Simpson's Televised Em-bare-ass-ment


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Comments

jon said:

I first thought it was a penis as well (even before reading your thing).

September 4, 2008 2:41 AM

Redzion said:

That's so funny.

September 4, 2008 3:08 AM

HANNAHHATER said:

She is a fucking skank anyway so nothing wrong with that.

September 4, 2008 3:56 AM

Ang23ela said:

hahahaha this is fucking funny!!!!!

September 4, 2008 4:03 AM

mikkey said:

that skank has probably used that to pleasure herself that wanky bitch.

September 4, 2008 4:07 AM

wordpress theme said:

lol - must have been a freudian slip

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September 4, 2008 4:11 AM

chris said:

IS THAT A GUITAR? (shocked)

She doesn't play guitar.

September 4, 2008 4:14 AM

Pony said:

no... but evidently she plays with something else ;)

September 4, 2008 4:22 AM

larry said:

lol wdf who would make that sorta shit for hannah montanah no wounder their products fucked ther cant afford decent machienary

September 4, 2008 4:24 AM

Geoserv said:

I can't stand her or her one hit wonder father.

September 4, 2008 9:35 AM

LOL said:

thats funny

i bet they taste like ass

September 4, 2008 10:03 AM

anonymous said:

^^ nah, LOL, i bet they taste like dick.

September 4, 2008 5:52 PM

LMAFFFFFFOOOOOO.. said:

Lmao.

September 4, 2008 7:08 PM

llama said:

I don't really think that the guitar looks like a penis. It's a <i>too</i> much of a stretch. But I think Hannah Montana is wrong, like most of what Disney produces.

September 4, 2008 10:55 PM

Get A Life said:

Get a Life you fucking morons

September 5, 2008 1:11 AM

Wook said:

I thought it was some drugs. Individually wrapped concert candy??  Should have just called it Purple Space Monkeys

September 5, 2008 1:12 AM

youpeoplearesodumb said:

TO the people that say shes a skank. she kissed 2 people, which are her boyfriends. and for all of you say this is a waste of money blah blah. Hannah Montana not only makes more money then everyone here, She makes more money for Disney then ALL of their other shows. I don't like her either, but millions of kids outnumber us. That doesnt mean we have to call her a skank.

September 5, 2008 7:39 AM

Dropdead said:

lol yeah it does. If anything it her more of a skank or should I dare say it Skunt!

September 5, 2008 3:16 PM

tooamuzed said:

SKUNT!!! I have to save that one!!!!!!!

September 6, 2008 12:18 AM

Bucky said:

I love sluts. this bi-otch never S'd my D so i don't know what kind of a slut she really is.

September 6, 2008 2:17 AM

bucky said:

youpeoplearesodumb said: millions of kids outnumber us.

but we are bigger, we can fuck 'em up and show them what's up. isn't that what we're supposed to do to kids?

September 6, 2008 2:19 AM

Bob said:

Oh man, I saw that in the store and thought the same thing. Glad I'm not alone; my girlfriend called me a perv

September 6, 2008 2:35 AM

me...not you......k? said:

"UM....?.....what?"

September 6, 2008 7:21 AM

Your Wake up Call! said:

All you guys need your brains washed ~ haven't you ever heard of "Live and Let Live?" you all sound just as bad as you are making her out to be ~ at least she is doing something and at her age that is something to be admired ~better than sitting around complaining like you are

Get a life and remember that what you do to others you really are doing to yourself, because we are all one consciousness ~ now get  your butt of your seat and stick your neck out and do something....something as huge as she is.

September 6, 2008 11:17 PM

Your Wake up Call! said:

Don't forget ~ Sex Sells especially when it's sugared

September 6, 2008 11:20 PM

Gum said:

what????

September 7, 2008 1:50 AM

LOL!!! said:

"youpeoplearesodumb said:

TO the people that say shes a skank. she kissed 2 people, which are her boyfriends. and for all of you say this is a waste of money blah blah. Hannah Montana not only makes more money then everyone here, She makes more money for Disney then ALL of their other shows. I don't like her either, but millions of kids outnumber us. That doesnt mean we have to call her a skank."

LOL your funny. Yeah when she turns 18 I wonder who she's gonna end up being like the most. My top 3 are Hillary Duff, Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton. So with those pictures of her that's been put out on the internet I'd prolly say either Paris or Lindsay. Besides you people with small children ALWAYS think that if some "scandal" or images come out that it's a mistake and you believe it when they say it was a mistake. face it, some of these girls are notihng but little hoes, but keep a low profile about it cause they don't want there fans(which most are children) to think something else of them cause to some kids these people are heros to them. But to say that they're still "innocent". I mean wtf? seriously. Vanessa Hudgens showed everyone exactly what she was once those pics were released. face it ALOT of these disney girls aren't so sweet and innocent. Just cause kids look up to them or parents see them that doesn't mean they are. Remember, some of these girls only do this just to become famous or more famous. Shit I never even heard of Paris Hilton until I heard about her sex tape. I was like "who the fuck is she?" when my friends told me. Anyways enough of my ranting. If I offend some of you by saying this then all I can say is, get a fucking clue and stop watching TV and reading the papers for these people for once.

September 7, 2008 2:54 AM

MMMinka said:

I could see that was a guitar right of the bat...yes I could

September 7, 2008 1:54 PM

kamikaze goldfish said:

Disney fails at candy coloring. I think it wouldn't look so much like a penis if it wasn't...penis colored.

September 8, 2008 9:07 PM

Cyclonus said:

 Thats great I bet it tastes salty.  But who cares what she sells you know she will just grow up and probably do drugs and go to rehab after people care about her.  Or maybe she'll have a get knocked up.

September 8, 2008 11:50 PM

Lol said:

It could look like the finger too.

September 12, 2008 5:54 PM

dehdehdeh said:

LMSAO, First its funny (the comments were funnier) but its great that the quality control folks didnt see the falic nature of the candy. Her dad (Mr one hit wonder) probably modeled it from his own junk

September 17, 2008 8:12 AM

Pilot Inspektor said:

Looks like a dong

September 20, 2008 1:42 AM

Jelous people said:

Are you guys all just jelous that shes got a better lifestyle than all. And calling her a skank? Wtf are you girls all jelous cause your fat and ugly and no guy would ever go near you..is that the problem. I think shes cool! And all of you that are on this discussion dissing her need to get a life. YOU ARE ALL RETARDS!

September 29, 2008 10:30 PM

Drama Much!? said:

Lmao!!!!!

Okieeee, all of you need to stop getting worked up over her, shes a skanky attention seeking whore & all of you "fans" are just giving her the attention that she wants. Oh & btw thats what you call an OPINION we don't all have to think that shes awesome ¬¬

& i'm way prettier than her she looks like a horse

September 30, 2008 5:47 PM

Dick above me said:

You are UGLY lmfoa at you dick. You don't know shes a whore..have you met her??NO!!! Your just going off whats written in the magazines, and you obviously need a life if you believe everything you read

September 30, 2008 9:15 PM

lando calrizian said:

but they sure are delicious!

October 3, 2008 1:49 AM

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