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  • Why Are The "HSM" Girls Dressed Like Thrift Store Brides?

     

    Okay, we're just going to say it: we're a lot weirded out by this picture.  Why are V. Hudge and Tdale perched on Zac Efron looking like a trio of Disney Channel polygamists?  Or possibly like oversized toddlers festooned to re-enact scenes from Big Love.  Perhaps it's the ill-fitting nature of both of these bride-y garments that puts us in mind of a dress up box.  A dress up box in Utah.  We are perplexed.


  • Our Trip to "High School Musical 3"

     

    Okay, so we're not saying we'd want to see a movie this way every week, but we gotta say our weekend viewing of High School Musical 3: Senior Year was worth it if only for the glorious spectacle of it all.  The Disney Channel's third HSM installment took in nearly 82 million dollars worldwide -- the biggest global success since The Dark Knight.  Disney has to be thanking their lucky stars these zany singing, dancing kids are so likable.

    Here's some highlights from our experience...

    First of all, it goes without saying that we were in the big theater (the one with the balcony), the line to get in was so long that it was in four sections, and woe betide anyone who should accidentally step into the wrong part of the labyrinth. Everytime we thought we found the end, some mother of three was waving angrily at us from another part of the hallway and yelling, "Hey, the line end's back HERE!"  One kid spilled his popcorn in excitement before we actually got into the theater, and the sing-a-long began long before the doors opened.  At one point, a twenty-something girl in front of us turned around and said, "Do you think these kids are going to be singing during the movie?" which kind of made us wonder if she knew what she was getting herself into... 

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  • High School Musical 3: Get in Line Kiddies

     

    So, here's what's happening:  the Disney Channel made-for-TV franchise, High School Musical, is hitting the big screen this weekend and the advanced ticket sales have smashed the previous records (held by Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, The Lord of the Rings, and all the James Bond films).  You may not know this about us, but we at the Remote Island LOVE a mob scene.  Frenzy is our thing.  So, you'd better believe we're going to be there amid all those pre-teens clutching their pearls with nervous excitement.  Don't worry, we'll report back on Monday with details from the fray (ideally involving priceless quotes from aforementioned pearl-clutchers).  Should we make one of those personalized fan t-shirts with glitter paint and a bedazzler?

    Click through for the full trailer.  Our favorite part is the weird greased lightning dance with Efron in a bandanna -- these kids are nothing if not committed...

     

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  • Zac Efron: Really? Star of the Year?

     

     

    Listen, it's not like we hate Zac Efron.  Sure, the overly disheveled hair gives us pause, but, you know, mostly we feel like he's harmless.  But Us Weekly's star of the year?  Has he done anything this year besides High School Musical 3 and the movie version of Hairspray?  Granted we're not actually sure what criterion Us Weekly uses to determine star of the year -- is it a tabloid thing?  The most pictures in Disney Channel Magazine?  Most ridiculous abs west of the Mississippi? (Okay, we felt a little cougar-ish on that last one)...

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  • That's Just Wrong!

     

    This is actual candy sold to promote Disney Channel teen sensation Hannah Montana, aka Miley Cyrus. (Yes, it's supposed to be a guitar -- we don't even want to know what the "microphone" looks like.)

    Via BestWeekEver.tv

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Bryan Christian has worked as a writer for Epicurious, GenArt and ID magazine; a web producer for WWD and Condé Nast; and a cameraman for his friends. He's married with roommate and lives in Clinton Hill, Brooklyn.

Lindy Parker has worked as a ghostwriter, editor, dance instructor and a purveyor of dreams, one beer at a time. She loves Charles Dickens and Gabriel Garcia Marquez and also, straight-to-video releases with Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. It's possible she reads more teen fiction than she should. She hails from Los Angeles, her hometown and soul mate, but she lives in Brooklyn, the fling she'll never forget.

Olivia Purnell left Ohio for sunny Los Angeles; then found that she couldn’t ignore New York City’s call, and brought herself to Brooklyn where she has worked with GenArt, BlackBook, the School of American Ballet, and finished an M.A. in Creative Writing from N.Y.U. She loves one-liners with sting and hates the stench of the subway in the summer. That said, she can’t get enough of either.

Jake Kalish is a freelance journalist and humorist whose work has appeared in Details, Maxim, Stuff, New York Press, Spin, Blender, Men's Fitness, Poets and Writers, and Playboy, among other publications. He is also the author of Santa vs. Satan: The Official Compendium of Imaginary Fights.

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Ben Kallen is an entertainment, health and humor writer who's been lectured to by Sidney Poitier, argued with by Lea Thompson and smiled at by Jennifer Connelly. He's the coauthor of The No S Diet and author of The Year in Weird, along with hundreds of magazine articles. He lives near the beach in Los Angeles, just like the gang from Three's Company.

Nicole Ankowski has lived in Ohio, Oakland, and on the high plains of South Dakota, but is now proud to call Brooklyn home. She wrote for alternative weekly papers in the first two states, and tried to learn Lakota in the last. (The vowels can be tricky.) She just earned her MFA in Creative Writing and has been published in Beeswax literary journal. She is unable to resist good writing or bad TV.

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