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"Girl Next Door" Holly Isn't The Best "DWTS" Dancer, But She Has Hot Girlfriends [VIDEO]

Posted by Olivia Purnell

 

Disclaimer: For a midseason replacement, Holly did just fine.  She’d only had 6 days of rehearsal time prior to her debut cha-cha.  And we tend to find these early Dancing With the Stars Performances super duper 7th grade cotillion awkward, anyway.  Also, that outfit looked great on her.  Not 7th grade cotillion at all.  She did fine.

Now, you take a look:

 

 

She’s a little awkward.  And we think it’s her overall stiffness that held her back with the judges.  She scored an 18 out of 30.

But, it’s her facial expression that truly did us in.  It’s halfway between an onset of severe diarrhea and 'I think this new boy in school might really like me.’  Let us digress a moment to share a quick Life Lesson: do not ask him to the Sadie Hawkins if you’re going to poop your pants.  Similarly do not go on the DWTS stage without dropping off the kids at the pool.

But we think Holly can make a comeback.  If nothing else, she promises eonline.com that she’ll come back to the DWTS sound stage with a gang of ladies in tow.  Holly says: “I’m inviting all my girlfriends to the shows . . . There will be a lot more hot girls in the audience this season!”

Is that bunny trash-talk?  Is she trying to say former contestants’ friends are beat?   Oh no she didn’t!  Doesn’t she know that Cloris Leachman doesn’t play?  She better watch her mouth; CL and her bridge club will beat that ass.


(eonline.com)


Previously:

"Dancing With The Stars": Jewel's Out, "Girl Next Door" Holly Madison Is In 

"Girl Next Door" Holly Is Psyched To Be Single

Holly Madison is Done With "Mindfreak" Criss Angel

Holly's Had It With Playboy

 


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