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"Girl Next Door" Holly Is Psyched To Be Single

Posted by Olivia Purnell

 

Although the former Head Girl In Charge won’t discuss her split from Chriss Angel, the bunny does have some pretty strong opinions about men in general

Here’s what Holly has to say:

"I'm just not interested in dating anybody [. . . ] I'm never dating anybody again.  I don't need a man. I'm really happy with myself and being with my friends."


We’d like to suggest that Holly rent Waiting to Exhale and vibe on Angela Bassett’s character for a while.  Remember how Angie got real pissed and stomped around in her gorgeous lingerie gathering all her cheating man’s clothes.  Then she soaked all his nice suits in gasoline and made them a bonfire in his BMW?  Remember?  Angela is amazing.  

Holly:  Just have a shot of brandy, channel Mary J Blige’s "I’m Not Gonna Cry," and burn the Mindfreak’s janky wardrobe.  We think you’ll feel better . . .

We’re actually not that worried about Holly.  She seems a little down on men, but she’s getting back to work with a quickness.   

"I'm focused on forwarding my career," she said. "I'm working on producing my own shows. Girls Next Door was a great place to start but it was somebody else's show. I'm just ready to move on."


Mary J Blige would be so proud!


(people.com)


Previously:

“Girl Next Door” Bridget Says Bye Bye
Holly Madison is Done With "Mindfreak" Chriss Angel
Bridget, The Other "Girl Next Door," Has Some Things To Say
Is Kendra Over Playboy?
Finally, "Girl Next Door" Kendra Gets Her Own Show!
Hey, What’s Up With “The Girls Next Door” These Days?
 


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