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Top Five Things We'd Like To See When "90210" Returns

Posted by Lindy Parker

 

Since there's still two weeks in 90210's hiatus, we have a few suggestions that the writers might want to take into account...

1.  An Annie-Rhonda brawl outside the lockers in which, ideally, Annie would grab Rhonda by the hair and yell, "Welcome to Tuesday night fights, bitch!" 

2.  Naomi gets laid.  Seriously, we're weirdly excited about the high school dropout bartender, and Naomi needs a little love in her life.  Sidenote: what happened to Ozzie?

3.  Dylan.  Please?  We know this is a long shot, but really, we need a little excitement in our lives.  DDG's baby troubles just aren't getting it done.

4.  The return of Kim the undercover cop.  We liked her, and being with her made us like Ryan more.  Everybody wins!  Which, now that we think about it, is probbably why they cut her semi-interesting plotline.  

5.  Silver's "Dixon" tattoo scene was actually just a dream.  Dixon wakes up, shakes it off, and we breathe a sigh of relief that it wasn't real.  

Previously:

 Is Shannen Doherty the Most Successful Beverly Hills, 90210 Cast Member?

90210: Not So Happy Accidents

90210: The Most Anticlimactic Teen Sex Ever

90210: Rock My Cradle

 


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marie said:

do we really want it to return?

March 18, 2009 1:31 PM

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Lindy Parker has worked as a ghostwriter, editor, dance instructor and a purveyor of dreams, one beer at a time. She now writes for hooksexup.com's TV blog, "The Remote Island." She loves Charles Dickens and Gabriel Garcia Marquez and also, straight-to-video releases with Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. It's possible she reads more teen fiction than she should. She hails from Los Angeles, her hometown and soul mate, but she lives in Brooklyn, the fling she'll never forget.

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Lindy Parker has worked as a ghostwriter, editor, dance instructor and a purveyor of dreams, one beer at a time. She loves Charles Dickens and Gabriel Garcia Marquez and also, straight-to-video releases with Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. It's possible she reads more teen fiction than she should. She hails from Los Angeles, her hometown and soul mate, but she lives in Brooklyn, the fling she'll never forget.

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